JUST FOR LAUGHS! - Add more years to your life by LAUGHING!

JUST FOR LAUGHS! JUST FOR FUN! - Add more years to your life by LAUGHING!

To all Students It's Time To Relax And Get a Smile On Your Face! Continue Reading Bellow!

Estimate how many times a day you think you laugh out loud. For one day keep a record. How close was your estimate? Do you laugh more now then you did as a child?

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor!

  • "You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing!"
  • "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
  • "Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories!"
  • "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
  • “The  secret  of  staying  young  is  to  live  honestly,  eat  slowly,  and  lie about your age.”
  • You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
  • "If he's young, he's not experienced. If he's old, he ought to retire"  
  • “Never take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.”
  • "Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."
  • “The time to laugh is when you don’t have time to laugh”
  • "Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and   for the same reason."
  • "Never confuse movement with action."
  • "The doctor is very busy; please have your symptoms ready"

  •      " Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart?"
  •      "At age 50, every man has the face he deserves."
  •     "The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished"
  • "You don't have to do homework in heaven (unless your teacher is there, too)"
  • "Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's within walking distance"
  • “If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.”
  • "The road to success is always under construction"
  • "You're only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely"
  • "If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway"
  • "If at first you don't succeed, redefine success"
  • "Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends."
  • "God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends"
  • “Before giving anyone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.”
  • “Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.”
  • “A mouse does not rely on just one hole.”
  • “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.”
  • "A man without a smiling face must not open a shop." 
  • "I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."                                                                            
  • “A closed mouth gathers no foot.”
One  of  the  greatest  fears  is  the  fear  of  being  laughed  at.  Speech classes  usually  begin  with  the  recognition  that  many  people  would rather die than give a speech. No one likes to be the brunt of ridicule and the prevalence of cruel teasing increases at the middle school level. The dark humor of sarcasm, mockery, and ridicule are controlling tactics used by bullies to manipulate their victims.

  • “Lady  Astor  once  told  Winston  Churchill,  ‘If  you  were  my  husband,  Iwould put poison in your coffee!’ Churchill is said to have immediately responded, ‘If you were my wife, I would drink it.’”

  •    “Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The other says, ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’”
  •    “I am not offended by all of the dumb blond jokes, because I know I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blond”
  • "An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her"
  • “All of them surgeons, they’re highway robbers. Why do you think they wear masks when they work on you?”
  • “Experience is a wonderful thing; it enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”
  • “It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts.”
  • “It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I am right.”
  • “I am not pessimistic, I am optimistically challenged.”
  • “We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.”
  • “Rules cause unintended consequences.”
  • If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.